I told you. All the men in my life die.
I’m not a man in your life, okay? You said so yourself. I’m a little shitpot.
If you didn’t feel like jumping into yo tv and slapping those lil blue eyed devils for teasing Suzanne than you ain’t real and you need to unfollow me right na
if u ever need something to smile at here’s my dog in his raincoat
Greenwich residence, CT. Via Thom Filicia.
Mother fuckin’ Jim Carrey
i have searched
for this gifset
for all eternity
this is one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen
"Selfie with my new human." #nofilter #nomakeup #puglife [via]
This is the greatest photograph and tags combination I have ever seen, the joys of life.
I’m glad the portrait of Ben Franklin stayed the same on the new $100 bill. There’s something about his slight, tight frown, the paternal hint of disappointment in his eyes and those pursed, sealed lips that seem to say, “I don’t approve of what you’re doing, but I can’t stop you from rolling this banknote into a straw and ripping a fat rail of white lightning in the Buffalo Wild Wings handicapped bathroom stall, you goddamn beautiful disaster.”